sonic: sh-shadow... why the fuck am i in a maid outfit?

shadow: oh.... thats a secret.

sonic: {sigh} geez.

shadow: can you hand me that magazine over there?

sonic: sure.

sonic bends down and shadow sees sonics underwear...

he then pulls it up to see the full whitness of his underwear.

shadow: oops...curse my hands... i cant control them.

sonic: gah....shadow ...grrr would you cut it ou-

shadow grabs sonics arm and pulls him towards him..... inches from his face.

shadow: you were saying?

sonic: i -um.....

shadow: now theres a good boy........ hehe.

sonic: huh?

sonic notices that shadows face is getting...

A blue hedgehog named sonic was walking in the woods to get away from a stalker bitch named Amy Rose his twin sister Penny was distracting her while he was getting away til he heard something in the bushes he found a red strain he seemed to be caught in a bear trap so Sonic got him unstuck and Shadow promised to always be by sonics side no matter what happens slowly each day Shadow started having feelings for Sonic and one day he finally confessed his love for Sonic, Sonic felt the same with shadow and they kept their love a secret from sonics friends then one day

Tails: Sonic please tell me...

last time: ..... stuff happened.

sonic: oooooooooh. my stomach.
shadow: whats wrong with your stomach?
sonic: i dont kno- { vomit}
shadow!
sonic: it hurts so much. shadow, please help me!
shadow: { poor guy, must have morning sickness}

shadow: go eat an apple.
sonic:{ damn}
shadow: if i see a chili dog. ill beat you.
sonic: b-beat?
shadow: you know?, sex.
sonic: oh.

sonic then eats an apple.

shadow: did you eat anything for breakfast?
sonic: no i did- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

shadow: thats it im taking you to the hospital.
sonic: h-hospital.

shadow: CHAOS- { boom}

at the hospital:

shadow: CONTORL!

nurse: hello, are you...