ok now a lot of you are saying "what the hell? what the fuck dose this shit have to do with percy jackson?" well the answer to that is i got bored and wanted to annoy some people on the internet. part one goth: ok now when most people think of goth they think of a hot chick with blue hare and nice eye liner and stuff you know something like thalia. well you are wrong, that is punk my friends THIS is goth, a creepy chick with bat wings and black robes and over the top make up and some will get there tungs slit to be like a snake and stuff like that.

part 2 emo is not goth: emo kids dont look goth at all!! they just like to slit there wrists in the bathtub

part 3 whatever: so ya whatever thalia is punk and crap and la la la

then what are we waiting for?i asked.nothing!!she replied.we both jumped out of the pool and i told my mom what had happened.she looked flushed.why would any mother treat a 9 year old girl like that?she asked.dont know i replied.she gave the girls mom a horrified look.lets go she said bruskly.by the way whats your name i asked the girl.paige she said.paige what?i asked.cloony she replied.whoa like the actor george cloony?yeah she said hes my grand-dad.cool i replied my grand-dads the titan lord who i killed i said.your a child of the big 3?she asked.yep.posideons my dad.so THAT explains the breathing under-water.yep.we were about to iris-message chiron when paiges mom jumped out at us.but she wasnt paiges mom she was a furie.what have you done to my mother?paige screamed.i should have expected it my real mother would let me have fun! sudenly paige turned to stone.PAIGE!!!!i screamed.i slashed my sword and it cut right through the furie.